Farewell 2nd Trimester!

27 Weeks, minus 2 days.

Yesterday at church, I had this:
- "Whoa, how many are you having?"  I told her "Seven."
- "We are having a Teacher Development in January, will you be able to make it?"  I replied, "Yep."  "Won't you be having a baby?"  "Oh no, I'm not due until the end of March."  (Her chin dropped.)
- "Your belly button looks like its sewn to your shirt."
- "You POPPED."  No Lady, I have been growing huge for the last 20 weeks.  And I just happen to see you more than any other person in the ward because our families are close friends.
- A returned-home-college kid touched by belly and tried to be kind about how I just grow straight out.  "Now you have a volleyball, but the time you are done, it will be a basketball size right?"  My response:  "No, a large watermelon turned on its side is more like it."  Literally.
- And Primary children are so innocent, "Wow, do you have a baby in there?"  Thank you Sunbeams for noticing.  Now behave and don't make me move too much because I feel like a beached whale.